I'm having a picnic.

Aaron Sorkin is invited to my picnic.
Guillermo Del Toro is invited to my picnic.
Hillary Clinton is not invited to my picnic.
John Drop is invited to my picnic.
Lubomir Kocka is not invited to my picnic.
Walter Murch is invited to my picnic.
Mom and Dad are invited to my picnic.
Natalie De Diego is invited to my picnic.
Marco Aslan is invited to my picnic.
Ryan Seacrest is not invited to my picnic.
Steve Carell is invited to my picnic.
Francis Schaeffer is invited to my picnic.
Bill Watterson is invited to my picnic.
Michael Hofstein is not invited to my picnic.

Okay, so I'm a little freaked out now...

Found out a little while ago that an ex semi-girlfriend of mine (who is now married) just recently had her first baby.

I'm too young for this! I'm too young to have this many of my friends getting married and having lil' people of their own!

I'm gonna go build a fort now. Out of bedsheets and pillows.